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1 day ago

RARE 1962 Mazda K360 Three-Wheeled Kei Truck (Sonoran Desert Cruiser)

$12,500.00

1 day ago

Price: $12,500 CASH Location: Central Tucson / Near Speedway & 4th Ave Up for sale is a rare, vintage Mazda K360 three-wheeled pickup truck! If you’ve ever wanted to navigate Speedway or haul a single crate of mesquite firewood while looking like a villain from an old Japanese cartoon, this is your golden tic...

Tucson, US 1 day ago

1 day ago

VINTAGE 1978 BALLY DOLLY PARTON PINBALL MACHINE (Disassembled & Ready for Pickup)

$2,850.00

1 day ago

Price: $2,850.00 CASH ONLY (Price is FIRM—now that the Queen of Country herself is singing in the great beyond, this is a certified museum-grade relic) Location: Central Tucson / Near Speedway & Campbell Up for sale is a holy grail of late 70s solid-state arcade royalty: the 1978 Bally Dolly Parton Pinball Mach...

Tucson, US 1 day ago

2 days ago

FREE 18' Crestliner Powerboat (Currently Dry-Docked in My Backyard Swimming Pool)

$0.00

2 days ago

Price: $0.00 Location: Central Tucson / Near Foothills Look, I know what you’re thinking: "Why is there a vintage dual-windshield fiberglass runabout balancing precariously over the deep end of an in-ground pool?" Here’s the story. My Grandpa moved out to Tucson back in the 80s. He loved the Sonoran Desert, but a...

Tucson, US 2 days ago

2 days ago

VINTAGE HAMBURGER LANDLINE PHONE (As Seen in Bob’s Burgers / Pure 90s Technology)

$35.00

2 days ago

Price: $35 (Negotiable, or will trade for three carne asada burritos and a 12-pack of Cactus Cooler) Location: Near 4th Avenue / UofA Campus Are you looking to inject some unhinged, high-carb nostalgia into your living room? Look no further. Even if you aren’t deeply inspired by the beloved Belcher family, who am...

Tucson, US 2 days ago

3 days ago

JOB WANTED: Professional House Cat (1-Year Contract)

$0.00

3 days ago

The Position I am a feline professional offering my services as a live-in, full-time pet cat to a qualified human household in the Tucson area. I truly believe I would make an exceptional pet—far superior to your average lazy domestic cat. If selected, we will execute a formal one-year contract, renegotiable at the...

Tucson, US 3 days ago

3 days ago

Lifetime Supply of Hot Sauce (Will Trade for Sailboat or Weapons)

$0.00

3 days ago

I have many, many boxes of hot sauce to trade for something equally awesome. You will definitely need a real vehicle to haul these. I’m estimating it’s around 200 lbs of liquid fire—easily enough to crush a grown man. That’s a lot of sauce. Sorry to the Fourth Avenue hipsters, but one of your canvas messenger bags is...

Tucson, US 3 days ago

4 days ago

Used Acoustic Guitar Strings - 1 Set (Yeah, I know... why would anyone want this?)

$0.00

4 days ago

When I was a kid growing up around Tucson, I didn't have any money. A friend of my mom’s had cracked a guitar and was planning to throw it into a backyard bonfire out in Tanque Verde. I desperately wanted a guitar, saw this thing about to get incinerated, and begged them to let me try to fix it and keep it. After hau...

Tucson, US 4 days ago

4 days ago

FREE: Custom Bondage Bench (Must Pick Up Before My Roommate’s Mom Calls the Exorcist)

$0.00

4 days ago

Price: $0 (Or a 6-pack of local Tucson craft beer if you're feeling generous) Location: Near UofA campus / Sam Hughes neighborhood Condition: Sturdy, lightly used, emotionally scarred So, here’s the situation. My roommate and I are college students living in a standard central Tucson rental. We have a solid set...

Tucson, US 4 days ago

5 days ago

DOPE-ASS PIMPED OUT LENS: Tokina 11-16mm f/2.8 (Nikon DX)

$150.00

5 days ago

This is a dope-ass, pimped-out Tokina 11-16mm f/2.8 lens. YEAH, you saw that right! 11-16mm. THIS BAD BOY IS ULTRA-WIDE. It sees more than a cock-eyed chameleon on a sugar rush. If you're looking at this post, you've already read the reviews and know this lens is pure P.I.M.P. It features a Nikon DX mount designed to...

Tucson, US 5 days ago

5 days ago

Did You Lose a Ham? (Found Near Downtown / Civic Center)

$0.00

5 days ago

Did you lose a ham? Perhaps a rogue javelina broke into your kitchen, dragged it off the counter where it was cooling, and then abandoned it because it was overly salty. Or maybe you and some scenesters you just met were snacking on it during the Fourth Avenue Street Fair, but when you woke up Monday morning next to ...

Tucson, US 5 days ago

6 days ago

LOST: $5 Bill (Intercepted During Magic Trick)

$0.00

6 days ago

I was performing a magic trick designed to make a five-dollar bill magically appear inside my buddy's wallet. I already owed him money from when my previous magic trick accidentally knocked one of his teeth out, so I figured if I pulled this off, I'd owe him $5 less for dental bills. Here is the problem: the cash did...

Tucson, US 6 days ago

6 days ago

WANTED: Large, Battle-Ready Sword (Time Travel Mission)

$0.00

6 days ago

I need a sword. Something large, crafted with fine workmanship, and exceptionally sturdy. It must be capable of cleaving a moose in half in one or two blows. This is extremely important and non-negotiable. I am arming myself for a journey in my time machine. I cannot bring a gun where I’m going—I refuse to give mys...

Tucson, US 6 days ago

1 week ago

Rare 3-Ply Toilet Paper Seeds (High-Yield Cultivars!)

$2.00

1 week ago

Here you can see two premium toilet paper seeds in their natural habitat. These are of the absolute highest quality and are guaranteed to produce plush, 3-ply toilet paper for years to come—if cultivated properly.

Tucson, US 1 week ago

1 week ago

Fowl Play

$0.00

1 week ago

You crumb over to my place, and then the next morning you leave me on bread. What the flock? Feather you realize it or not, that wasn't very coo. Just my cluck. I really didn't expect that kinda tweetment from you. You stuck me with a very big bill and possibly cherpes. Toucan play at this game—watch your quack. Yo...

Tucson, US 1 week ago

1 week ago

Wanted: Bass Player for Fledgling Rock Band (Pursue the Dream!)

$0.00

1 week ago

So you might as well pursue your dreams of being a career musician! Get in at the ground floor as the BASS PLAYER of a fledgling rock band! You can climb your way to the top, tour the country, sleep crammed in the back of a beat-up car, drive for hours on end, and eat Taco Bell five times in one week—all for that o...

Tucson, US 1 week ago

1 week ago

This Man’s Name is Crunchwrap Supreme

$0.00

1 week ago

This man's name is Crunchwrap Supreme. He sucks, and he will attack you for completely indiscriminate reasons. Once, we had to take him to the vet for a fungal infection because he kept knocking over the kitchen trash can to scavenge old takeout. He’s still just a baby, but you wouldn't know it because he aims direct...

Tucson, US 1 week ago

1 week ago

Happy Halloween from Gerald the Haunting (and His 1990's Born Free President RV)!

$5,500.00

1 week ago

1990s Born Free President, Ford E-350 Chassis Looking for a family adventure vehicle with a very interesting past? This iconic Born Free President Class C coach was bought for exactly that purpose, but life (and death) got in the way. The Born Free President is known for its aerodynamic, low-profile fiber-glass con...

Tucson, US 1 week ago

1 week ago

Desert Wheekers Landscaping — Tucson’s Cutest Eco-Friendly Yard Care!

$20.00

1 week ago

Desert Wheekers Landscaping is Tucson’s tiniest, cutest lawn care crew! Forget noisy mowers disturbing the peace; our fleet of "Wheek-and-Weed" specialists is here to transform your overgrown Tucson yard into a manicured masterpiece, one blade of grass at a time. These pint-sized powerhouses are nature's ultimate wee...

Tucson, US 1 week ago

1 week ago

Selling My Facebook Data Directly (Cutting Out the Middleman!)

$0.00

1 week ago

I decided to cut out the middleman and sell my Facebook data directly to you! By purchasing my complete Facebook archive, you can check out what I like, what I love, and what makes me cry so you can market your products and political organizations to me far more accurately. Furthermore, you can find out who my frie...

Tucson, US 1 week ago

1 week ago

Free Snowman (Slightly Used)

$0.00

1 week ago

Free snowman, used for only one season. He’s currently undergoing a minor existential crisis and a rapid change of state, so please bring your own bucket for transport. Assembly required. Some water weight included. Pick up anytime!

Tucson, US 1 week ago

1 week ago

Free Wood / My Soul

$0.00

1 week ago

Free wood. That might sound good, but this is not just any free wood. This stuff is rotten. Sure, physically it might have some wear and tear since it has been stored outside for a few years, and I wouldn't recommend building anything you want to last with it, but the real problem is what it represents: my soul. Yo...

Tucson, US 1 week ago

1 week ago

LET'S FUCKING FRISBEE

$0.00

1 week ago

No disc golf, no ultimate. I don't care what race or gender you are, and I'm not trying to hook up with anyone. All I wanna do is toss a goddamned frisbee at you here in Tucson, and you throw it back. My dog will be coming along for the ride too, so you've got to be cool with a trusty canine spectator. I don't care i...

Tucson, US 1 week ago

1 week ago

Goat Wanted for Rap Video

$0.00

1 week ago

Hello! My group of colleagues and I are looking for a goat owner who would be willing to let us use their goat—or bring their goat by—for a video we are making. No, this isn't a joke. We would like to put "bling" on the goat (in the style of a clock chain) along with a pair of aviator shades, and "pop bottles" with t...

Tucson, US 1 week ago

1 week ago

Human-Sized Steel Cage

$0.00

1 week ago

Whoever responds with the best potential use for this cage will get it free of charge. Dimensions: 6'1" tall with a 4'x4' base Material: Welded steel Weight: Approximately 200 lbs (can easily be moved by two people) Must be picked up on Saturday or Sunday in the Tucson area.

Tucson, US 1 week ago

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