I need a sword. Something large, crafted with fine workmanship, and exceptionally sturdy.
It must be capable of cleaving a moose in half in one or two blows. This is extremely important and non-negotiable.
I am arming myself for a journey in my time machine. I cannot bring a gun where I’m going—I refuse to give myself away as a time traveler, and I need to blend in with the locals. I would prefer a weapon from the Renaissance period, as my primary objective is to stop King Louis XVI from being executed.
If all goes according to plan, the present timeline will shift dramatically. I hope you all enjoy a future where France is no longer a part of this planet. You’re welcome in advance.
This is a completely serious request and is not a joke.
