I decided to cut out the middleman and sell my Facebook data directly to you!
By purchasing my complete Facebook archive, you can check out what I like, what I love, and what makes me cry so you can market your products and political organizations to me far more accurately.
Furthermore, you can find out who my friends are, which ones I follow, and which ones I mute. You can see how far I got in Mafia Wars and my high score in Bubble Bobble. How well did I do on that math puzzle that's driving the internet crazy? Find out by purchasing my Facebook data today!
Here is just a small sample of the premium data points you will receive when you purchase my archive:
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My family lives in Arizona and they have guns!
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I was born in Los Angeles, but I don't live there anymore!
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I posted a picture of the ribs I smoked one weekend in Hightstown, NJ!
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I've been to Six Flags Great Adventure!
...And much, much more! Don't miss out on your prime opportunity to target-market to me and possibly manipulate my political decisions. Act now—this is a limited-time offer (mostly because I assume this listing will get taken down)!
