No disc golf, no ultimate. I don't care what race or gender you are, and I'm not trying to hook up with anyone. All I wanna do is toss a goddamned frisbee at you here in Tucson, and you throw it back. My dog will be coming along for the ride too, so you've got to be cool with a trusty canine spectator.
I don't care if you're any good at it. Let's just try this shit. Yes, I am awesome at frisbee throwing and catching (especially for a man of my portly stature), but don't let that intimidate you. Embrace my awesome. Have a drink from my flask, say hi to the dog, and let's do this shit.

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