So you might as well pursue your dreams of being a career musician!
Get in at the ground floor as the BASS PLAYER of a fledgling rock band!
You can climb your way to the top, tour the country, sleep crammed in the back of a beat-up car, drive for hours on end, and eat Taco Bell five times in one week—all for that one overzealous fan who wants your autograph!
It's not too late! But this train is leaving the station soon, and you'll be left in the dust! ACT NOW!
BUT WAIT, THERE'S MORE! We have proper recordings, chord charts, and a bass rig for you to play through. Talent is not included, but you've got plenty of that, right?
*No purchase necessary. Void where prohibited. Equal Opportunity Position. All applicants must have their own bass, reliable transportation to practices, and a burning desire to make the best music the world has ever heard. Payment is neither offered nor guaranteed.
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