This man's name is Crunchwrap Supreme. He sucks, and he will attack you for completely indiscriminate reasons.
Once, we had to take him to the vet for a fungal infection because he kept knocking over the kitchen trash can to scavenge old takeout. He’s still just a baby, but you wouldn't know it because he aims directly for the throat every single time.
Pictured here is his latest menace habit: aggressively reaching one single paw out toward your face while staring straight into your soul like he’s about to throw a tiny, feral right hook.
We love him very much. I’m not selling him, rehoming him, or anything—I’m just letting you know. If you’ve seen him in person before, it means you’ve been in my house and we are probably already friends.
Have a beautiful day!

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