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36 listings
2 weeks ago
Petsmart, what the fuck?!
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2 weeks ago
Okay. You caught me. I'm absolutely livid right now. I went into a local Petsmart to pick out a betta fish and asked the person there, "hey which one has been here the longest?". Associate didn't even have to guess or think about this shit. I was handed a very dull-yellow colored betta. "Here. He's been here for a long...
Tucson, US
2 weeks ago
1 week ago
Selling My Facebook Data Directly (Cutting Out the Middleman!)
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1 week ago
I decided to cut out the middleman and sell my Facebook data directly to you! By purchasing my complete Facebook archive, you can check out what I like, what I love, and what makes me cry so you can market your products and political organizations to me far more accurately. Furthermore, you can find out who my frie...
Tucson, US
1 week ago
1 week ago
This Man’s Name is Crunchwrap Supreme
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1 week ago
This man's name is Crunchwrap Supreme. He sucks, and he will attack you for completely indiscriminate reasons. Once, we had to take him to the vet for a fungal infection because he kept knocking over the kitchen trash can to scavenge old takeout. He’s still just a baby, but you wouldn't know it because he aims direct...
Tucson, US
1 week ago
1 week ago
Wanted: Bass Player for Fledgling Rock Band (Pursue the Dream!)
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1 week ago
So you might as well pursue your dreams of being a career musician! Get in at the ground floor as the BASS PLAYER of a fledgling rock band! You can climb your way to the top, tour the country, sleep crammed in the back of a beat-up car, drive for hours on end, and eat Taco Bell five times in one week—all for that o...
Tucson, US
1 week ago
1 week ago
Fowl Play
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1 week ago
You crumb over to my place, and then the next morning you leave me on bread. What the flock? Feather you realize it or not, that wasn't very coo. Just my cluck. I really didn't expect that kinda tweetment from you. You stuck me with a very big bill and possibly cherpes. Toucan play at this game—watch your quack. Yo...
Tucson, US
1 week ago
1 week ago
WANTED: Large, Battle-Ready Sword (Time Travel Mission)
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1 week ago
I need a sword. Something large, crafted with fine workmanship, and exceptionally sturdy. It must be capable of cleaving a moose in half in one or two blows. This is extremely important and non-negotiable. I am arming myself for a journey in my time machine. I cannot bring a gun where I’m going—I refuse to give mys...
Tucson, US
1 week ago
1 week ago
LOST: $5 Bill (Intercepted During Magic Trick)
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1 week ago
I was performing a magic trick designed to make a five-dollar bill magically appear inside my buddy's wallet. I already owed him money from when my previous magic trick accidentally knocked one of his teeth out, so I figured if I pulled this off, I'd owe him $5 less for dental bills. Here is the problem: the cash did...
Tucson, US
1 week ago
5 days ago
Lifetime Supply of Hot Sauce (Will Trade for Sailboat or Weapons)
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5 days ago
I have many, many boxes of hot sauce to trade for something equally awesome. You will definitely need a real vehicle to haul these. I’m estimating it’s around 200 lbs of liquid fire—easily enough to crush a grown man. That’s a lot of sauce. Sorry to the Fourth Avenue hipsters, but one of your canvas messenger bags is...
Tucson, US
5 days ago
5 days ago
JOB WANTED: Professional House Cat (1-Year Contract)
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5 days ago
The Position I am a feline professional offering my services as a live-in, full-time pet cat to a qualified human household in the Tucson area. I truly believe I would make an exceptional pet—far superior to your average lazy domestic cat. If selected, we will execute a formal one-year contract, renegotiable at the...
Tucson, US
5 days ago
2 weeks ago
FREE TO ANY WILLING HOME!
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2 weeks ago
My girlfriend does not like my French Bulldog, Angie, so I have to rehome her. She is a purebred from a wealthy area, and I have had her for 4 years. She likes to play games and is not totally trained. She has long hair, so she's a little high maintenance - especially her nails, though she loves having them done. She...
Tucson, US
2 weeks ago
2 weeks ago
Long shot, but can I please have my rock back?
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2 weeks ago
The rock was from my garden, and I was just using it to weigh down the "free" sign. In retrospect, I should have been more specific that the rock was not part of the yard sale leftovers, but it honestly didn't occur to me that someone would think it was, lol. It was just being used to keep the sign from blowing away....
Tucson, US
2 weeks ago
2 weeks ago
Re: The Dog Poop Girl
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Free
2 weeks ago
You: The girl with dark hair and headphones walking her black-and-white pit bull in Tucson. Me: Confused. A few months ago, I was walking my dog and saw your pit bull poop. You knelt down and started picking at the grass next to it for quite a while. I asked if you needed a bag, and you said no because it was too w...
Tucson, US
2 weeks ago
