Community in Tucson
12 listings
5 days ago
Did You Lose a Ham? (Found Near Downtown / Civic Center)
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5 days ago
Did you lose a ham? Perhaps a rogue javelina broke into your kitchen, dragged it off the counter where it was cooling, and then abandoned it because it was overly salty. Or maybe you and some scenesters you just met were snacking on it during the Fourth Avenue Street Fair, but when you woke up Monday morning next to ...
Tucson, US
5 days ago
6 days ago
LOST: $5 Bill (Intercepted During Magic Trick)
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6 days ago
I was performing a magic trick designed to make a five-dollar bill magically appear inside my buddy's wallet. I already owed him money from when my previous magic trick accidentally knocked one of his teeth out, so I figured if I pulled this off, I'd owe him $5 less for dental bills. Here is the problem: the cash did...
Tucson, US
6 days ago
1 week ago
Fowl Play
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1 week ago
You crumb over to my place, and then the next morning you leave me on bread. What the flock? Feather you realize it or not, that wasn't very coo. Just my cluck. I really didn't expect that kinda tweetment from you. You stuck me with a very big bill and possibly cherpes. Toucan play at this game—watch your quack. Yo...
Tucson, US
1 week ago
1 week ago
Wanted: Bass Player for Fledgling Rock Band (Pursue the Dream!)
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1 week ago
So you might as well pursue your dreams of being a career musician! Get in at the ground floor as the BASS PLAYER of a fledgling rock band! You can climb your way to the top, tour the country, sleep crammed in the back of a beat-up car, drive for hours on end, and eat Taco Bell five times in one week—all for that o...
Tucson, US
1 week ago
1 week ago
This Man’s Name is Crunchwrap Supreme
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1 week ago
This man's name is Crunchwrap Supreme. He sucks, and he will attack you for completely indiscriminate reasons. Once, we had to take him to the vet for a fungal infection because he kept knocking over the kitchen trash can to scavenge old takeout. He’s still just a baby, but you wouldn't know it because he aims direct...
Tucson, US
1 week ago
1 week ago
LET'S FUCKING FRISBEE
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1 week ago
No disc golf, no ultimate. I don't care what race or gender you are, and I'm not trying to hook up with anyone. All I wanna do is toss a goddamned frisbee at you here in Tucson, and you throw it back. My dog will be coming along for the ride too, so you've got to be cool with a trusty canine spectator. I don't care i...
Tucson, US
1 week ago
1 week ago
Goat Wanted for Rap Video
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1 week ago
Hello! My group of colleagues and I are looking for a goat owner who would be willing to let us use their goat—or bring their goat by—for a video we are making. No, this isn't a joke. We would like to put "bling" on the goat (in the style of a clock chain) along with a pair of aviator shades, and "pop bottles" with t...
Tucson, US
1 week ago
2 weeks ago
Petsmart, what the fuck?!
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2 weeks ago
Okay. You caught me. I'm absolutely livid right now. I went into a local Petsmart to pick out a betta fish and asked the person there, "hey which one has been here the longest?". Associate didn't even have to guess or think about this shit. I was handed a very dull-yellow colored betta. "Here. He's been here for a long...
Tucson, US
2 weeks ago
2 weeks ago
REALDOLL STOLEN - CAMPUS PUB / JIM'S PARKING LOT - $1,000 REWARD
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2 weeks ago
I was out near Campus Pub and Jim's Click Inn area, showing off my RealDoll. I was a tad hammered that night. I must have let two guys show the doll to one of their friends, and they didn't come back before closing time. I don't remember their exact names (and neither do my friends unfortunately), but I do recall two f...
Tucson, US
2 weeks ago
2 weeks ago
To the Guy Throwing a Tantrum on the Wild Wing Patio Today
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2 weeks ago
For the sake of society - and your own blood pressure - please consider therapy, yoga, or at least a few deep breaths. Because as someone who had to sit near you today, you came across as completely unhinged. I was at Wild Wing Cafe in Tucson having lunch with my mother, but instead of a nice meal, we were treated to...
Tucson, US
2 weeks ago
2 weeks ago
Toad Hunt - $100 Reward!
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2 weeks ago
AresList - I need your help! MISSING PET TOAD: T.I.L.F. (Toad I’d Like to Find) TILF escaped from our garden near Prince Rd & Romero Rd in the Flowing Wells area sometime after 11 PM last night. Description: A BIG toad with beautiful eyes. Details: I expect Toad to be on the move again tonight after 8 PM. $10...
Tucson, US
2 weeks ago
2 weeks ago
Re: The Dog Poop Girl
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2 weeks ago
You: The girl with dark hair and headphones walking her black-and-white pit bull in Tucson. Me: Confused. A few months ago, I was walking my dog and saw your pit bull poop. You knelt down and started picking at the grass next to it for quite a while. I asked if you needed a bag, and you said no because it was too w...
Tucson, US
2 weeks ago
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