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Rare 3-Ply Toilet Paper Seeds (High-Yield Cultivars!)
$2.00
$2.00
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Here you can see two premium toilet paper seeds in their natural habitat. These are of the absolute highest quality and are guaranteed to produce plush, 3-ply toilet paper for years to come—if cultivated properly.
Tucson, US
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Fowl Play
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You crumb over to my place, and then the next morning you leave me on bread. What the flock? Feather you realize it or not, that wasn't very coo. Just my cluck. I really didn't expect that kinda tweetment from you. You stuck me with a very big bill and possibly cherpes. Toucan play at this game—watch your quack. Yo...
Tucson, US
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Wanted: Bass Player for Fledgling Rock Band (Pursue the Dream!)
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So you might as well pursue your dreams of being a career musician! Get in at the ground floor as the BASS PLAYER of a fledgling rock band! You can climb your way to the top, tour the country, sleep crammed in the back of a beat-up car, drive for hours on end, and eat Taco Bell five times in one week—all for that o...
Tucson, US
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This Man’s Name is Crunchwrap Supreme
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This man's name is Crunchwrap Supreme. He sucks, and he will attack you for completely indiscriminate reasons. Once, we had to take him to the vet for a fungal infection because he kept knocking over the kitchen trash can to scavenge old takeout. He’s still just a baby, but you wouldn't know it because he aims direct...
Tucson, US
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Happy Halloween from Gerald the Haunting (and His 1990's Born Free President RV)!
$5,500.00
$5,500.00
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1990s Born Free President, Ford E-350 Chassis Looking for a family adventure vehicle with a very interesting past? This iconic Born Free President Class C coach was bought for exactly that purpose, but life (and death) got in the way. The Born Free President is known for its aerodynamic, low-profile fiber-glass con...
Tucson, US
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Desert Wheekers Landscaping — Tucson’s Cutest Eco-Friendly Yard Care!
$20.00
$20.00
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Desert Wheekers Landscaping is Tucson’s tiniest, cutest lawn care crew! Forget noisy mowers disturbing the peace; our fleet of "Wheek-and-Weed" specialists is here to transform your overgrown Tucson yard into a manicured masterpiece, one blade of grass at a time. These pint-sized powerhouses are nature's ultimate wee...
Tucson, US
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Selling My Facebook Data Directly (Cutting Out the Middleman!)
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I decided to cut out the middleman and sell my Facebook data directly to you! By purchasing my complete Facebook archive, you can check out what I like, what I love, and what makes me cry so you can market your products and political organizations to me far more accurately. Furthermore, you can find out who my frie...
Tucson, US
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Free Snowman (Slightly Used)
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Free snowman, used for only one season. He’s currently undergoing a minor existential crisis and a rapid change of state, so please bring your own bucket for transport. Assembly required. Some water weight included. Pick up anytime!
Tucson, US
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Free Wood / My Soul
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Free wood. That might sound good, but this is not just any free wood. This stuff is rotten. Sure, physically it might have some wear and tear since it has been stored outside for a few years, and I wouldn't recommend building anything you want to last with it, but the real problem is what it represents: my soul. Yo...
Tucson, US
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LET'S FUCKING FRISBEE
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No disc golf, no ultimate. I don't care what race or gender you are, and I'm not trying to hook up with anyone. All I wanna do is toss a goddamned frisbee at you here in Tucson, and you throw it back. My dog will be coming along for the ride too, so you've got to be cool with a trusty canine spectator. I don't care i...
Tucson, US
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Goat Wanted for Rap Video
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Hello! My group of colleagues and I are looking for a goat owner who would be willing to let us use their goat—or bring their goat by—for a video we are making. No, this isn't a joke. We would like to put "bling" on the goat (in the style of a clock chain) along with a pair of aviator shades, and "pop bottles" with t...
Tucson, US
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Human-Sized Steel Cage
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Whoever responds with the best potential use for this cage will get it free of charge. Dimensions: 6'1" tall with a 4'x4' base Material: Welded steel Weight: Approximately 200 lbs (can easily be moved by two people) Must be picked up on Saturday or Sunday in the Tucson area.
Tucson, US
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