Pets / Lost & Found Pets in Tucson
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This Man’s Name is Crunchwrap Supreme
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1 week ago
This man's name is Crunchwrap Supreme. He sucks, and he will attack you for completely indiscriminate reasons. Once, we had to take him to the vet for a fungal infection because he kept knocking over the kitchen trash can to scavenge old takeout. He’s still just a baby, but you wouldn't know it because he aims direct...
Tucson, US
1 week ago
Goat Wanted for Rap Video
Free
Free
1 week ago
Hello! My group of colleagues and I are looking for a goat owner who would be willing to let us use their goat—or bring their goat by—for a video we are making. No, this isn't a joke. We would like to put "bling" on the goat (in the style of a clock chain) along with a pair of aviator shades, and "pop bottles" with t...
Tucson, US
1 week ago
Petsmart, what the fuck?!
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2 weeks ago
Okay. You caught me. I'm absolutely livid right now. I went into a local Petsmart to pick out a betta fish and asked the person there, "hey which one has been here the longest?". Associate didn't even have to guess or think about this shit. I was handed a very dull-yellow colored betta. "Here. He's been here for a long...
Tucson, US
2 weeks ago
Re: The Dog Poop Girl
Free
Free
2 weeks ago
You: The girl with dark hair and headphones walking her black-and-white pit bull in Tucson. Me: Confused. A few months ago, I was walking my dog and saw your pit bull poop. You knelt down and started picking at the grass next to it for quite a while. I asked if you needed a bag, and you said no because it was too w...
Tucson, US
2 weeks ago
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