Price: $0.00 (Zero Amway Pitch Required!)
Location: Curb-side near Sam Hughes / Campbell Ave
Are you looking to support your homegrown desert tomatoes, or perhaps defend your property against unsuspecting trespassers? Look no further.
Right now, sitting proudly on the dirt curb next to the street (because who actually has a "strip of grass" in Tucson?), I have deployed four heavy-duty wire tomato cages.
Looking at their structural design, these pointed steel legs could poke out some serious eyes if you were so inclined—or if you simply trip over them while walking the dog at night.
INVENTORY BREAKDOWN:
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3 Galvanized Steel Cages: Shiny, weather-resistant, and ready to hold up your prize-winning Early Girls through monsoon windstorms.
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1 Rustic/Patina Cage: Features a fine layer of authentic Sonoran desert rust. It offers that trendy "shabby chic" agricultural aesthetic while maintaining maximum structural puncture potential.
THE CURB-SIDE DEAL:
They are 100% FREE for the taking. Just pull up in your truck, toss them in the back, and drive off. Best of all? You don't even have to stand in my driveway and listen to a 20-minute pitch about joining my multi-level marketing pyramid scheme or buying Amway energy drinks.
I will delete this ad as soon as they vanish into the night.
*LEGAL DISCLAIMER: The seller does not endorse, recommend, or sponsor the intentional or reckless poking of eyes. Any consequences of ocular impalement—whether intentional, accidental, or caused by a sudden rogue gust of wind down Speedway—are solely the legal and physical responsibility of the person carrying the cage.
